Wednesday, April 14, 2010

You know you're an RVR intern if....

Here they are, the top 10 ways to know if you're an RVR intern.


10. You might be an RVR intern if you are developing skills as a bee fighter.

9. If you have ever been cheese touched by a Zeigenfuse, you might be an RVR intern.

8. If you are an RVR intern you should know where the housekeeping supply closet key is hidden.

7. If you go to bed secretly wishing you were Mike Czaja, you might need therapy, but you would be an RVR intern.

6. If you shower fewer times a week than a normal person should and shave less often than that, you are hopefully an RVR intern and not just a crazy hippy.

5. If your house is falling apart, leaning in three different directions or there is poo in your yard on a regular basis, you might be an RVR intern.

4. If you treat Chick-Fil-A Coupons like currency, you are probably an intern at RVR.

3. You might be an RVR intern if you are secretly forming a plan to touch the bison.

2. If you find yourself saying," Nobody dies today!" on a daily basis, you might be an intern at RVR.

And the number 1 way to know if you are an RVR intern...

1. If everyday you look around and say to yourself in disbelief... "This is my job! I get paid to do this!"... then you just might be an RVR intern.

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